Bath and Body Hurts
Homestead Collection
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Ancient Skin Care Designed For Your Modern Beauty.
Handcrafted for your everyday routine.
Meet Raw Materials—the newest artisan addition to our Homestead Collection. We stripped away the synthetics and fillers to give your skin exactly what it’s asking for: pure, nourishing hydration that respects your skin barrier.
Pure, honest ingredients:
Beef Tallow (55%): Deeply nourishing, biocompatible hydration
Olive Oil (25%): Gentle, moisture-rich conditioning
Cocoa Butter (15%): Rich barrier protection and a velvety feel
Castor Oil (5%): Ultra-creamy, conditioning lather
Distilled Water: Pure simplicity
Live Laugh Toaster Bath
(Smells Like Lavender and Leave Me Alone)
The Scent
A sharp, grounding fusion of herbal French lavender and cooling eucalyptus. It opens up your sinuses, calms your nervous system, and clearly broadcasts that you are thoroughly off the clock.
The Ingredients & Skin Benefits
Formulated with a generous 6% superfat to ensure your skin barrier stays completely shielded against dry air and daily exhaustion:
Lavender Soy Butter (15%): Infuses long-lasting hydration, melting into the skin to leave it velvety rather than greasy.
Raw Shea Butter (10%): Adds a rich, creamy cushion to every wash, locking in essential moisture.
Pure Olive Oil (45%): The conditioning powerhouse that keeps the bar gentle, slick, and deeply skin-friendly.
Coconut Oil (25%): Cuts through dirt and daily stress, whipping up a dense, luxurious, bubbly lather.
Castor Oil (5%): Stabilizes the froth into a rich, velvety foam that holds up to serious soaking.
Green Tea Leaf Flecks: Finely dispersed throughout the loaf to provide a gentle, micro-exfoliating scrub and an unmistakable, granite-like artisanal finish.
No synthetic colorants, no delicate pretenses. Just honest oils, skin-coddling butters, and the sweet relief of absolute silence. Keep the appliances firmly on the counter—your bath routine just found its peace.
Cypress & Cinder
Deep detox. Unapologetic moisture.
Formulated for skin that works hard and needs a reset. Powered by activated charcoal to lift away daily buildup and paired with an earthy, crisp blend of coastal cypress and mineral-rich black salt. Crafted on a slow-cured, traditional base of rich beef tallow, skin-softening olive oil, and bubbly castor oil for a thick, creamy lather that purifies without that stripped, tight feeling.
Never Bee-itchy is our Honey, Milk & Oats soap designed for pure comfort, crafted with intention, patience, and strict formulation down to the degree:
This soap can't clean your browser history but it's a decent choice for cleaning your skin.
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Cold-crafted care: We saponify at the lowest temperature possible to preserve all the natural, nourishing benefits of the raw honey, milk, and oats.
Skin barrier defense: Intentionally superfatted so rich oils remain unreacted, leaving your skin protected and deeply conditioned rather than stripped.
A perfectly balanced natural scent: Warm cinnamon meets antioxidant-rich Raspberry Seed Oil, rounded out with just a whisper of peppermint—not so much that you feel like you’ve had an intimate encounter with a candy cane.
Pure quality: Handcrafted with premium Canadian ingredients your skin will actually love.
Warnings
Warnings
General Cosmetic Warning & Directions
For external use only. Conduct a 24-hour patch test on a small area of skin before first use. Discontinue immediately if redness, rash, or irritation occurs. Avoid contact with eyes, mucous membranes, and broken or inflamed skin; if contact occurs, rinse thoroughly with water. Consult a physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or have a pre-existing dermatological condition.
Allergen Notice: Formulated in a facility handling gluten, tree nuts, and dairy. Products containing shea butter may cross-react with latex allergies. Coffee-infused products contain naturally occurring caffeine.
Directions: Apply a small amount to clean, dry skin using clean hands or an applicator. Not formulated for use on infants or young children. Do not ingest.
Master Ingredient Directory
Formulations draw from the following core ingredient library:
Butters, Fats & Plant Oils: Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Cranberry Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Mango Butter, Olive Oil, Palm Oil, Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Soy Butter/Oil, Sunflower Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, and rendered Tallow.
Essential Oils & Fragrance: Coffee Bean Extract, Eucalyptus Oil, Lavender Oil, Mint Oil, and phthalate-free Parfum.
Cleansers, Surfactants & Bases: African Black Soap Base, Ammonium/Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Ammonium/Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Decyl Glucoside, Goat’s Milk, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, PEG-120 Methyl Glucose Dioleate, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, and Sodium Stearate.
Humectants, Thickeners & Stabilizers: Aqua (Water), Carbomer, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Ceteareth-20, Citric Acid, Dimethicone, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Lauric Acid, Myristic Acid, Pentasodium Pentetate, Propylene Glycol, Silica, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Polyacrylate, Sorbitol, Stearic Acid, Sucrose (Sugar), Tetrasodium Etidronate, and Xanthan Gum.
Preservatives & Colorants: Phenoxyethanol, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Levulinate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), and batch-certified food-grade colorants.
Disclaimer: Due to small-batch production and formulation updates, any additional or batch-specific ingredients not listed above are clearly declared on the individual product packaging. Always consult the physical product label for the most current and complete ingredient listing prior to use.
